it's a bird!
it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
it's a metaphor
You are 19.
You are female.
You are currently unemployed
You live with your grandparents.
You have brown hair.
You have blue eyes.
You think you’re pretty.
You write poetry.
You are a Christian.
You have a very good memory for facts…
…but a horrible memory for responsibilities.
You like bagels with cream cheese.
You cry a lot.
You’re really hard to figure out, even for yourself.
You’ve taken a class in a martial art.
You love giant pandas.
You are in college.
You want to be an anthropologist.
Your career choice was influenced by a TV show.
No, not Bones. Stargate SG:1 actually.
You were in love with Johnny Depp for years…
…until you fell in love with someone for real.
You are paranoid.
You avoid certain people and have a phobia of running into them.
You play the flute.
You have been addicted to a game.
You didn’t watch Invader Zim as a kid, but you like it now.
Your mom/dad wouldn’t let you read Harry Potter when you were a kid.
You’ve broken your nose before.
People have thought you were the parent of your younger sibling.
You love incense.
Your one luxury is expensive soap.
You daydream about what the first home you buy will be like.
Everything you need in life is on one lanyard.
You are a pessimist most of the time.
Your guilty pleasures include WWE and Lil Wayne.
You’ve been “going through a rough time” for years now.
You’re a virgin and fine with that.
Jim Carrey does little to amuse you.
You miss elementary school.
You love ginger ale when you’re sick, but find it icky when you’re well.
You obsess over things until they get old.
You know exactly what you want to do with your life.
Your birthday is your favorite day of the year.
You go out of your way to get attention.
You act older than your actual age.
You bite your nails constantly.
Your hair is not its natural color right now.
You dislike twitter…and yet you have one.
You love being alone.
You think Uggs are hideous.
You hate movies.
You yell at your phone when someone you don’t like texts you.
You wonder how much of your life has been wasted in front of the computer.
You prefer road trips to flying, but still love planes.
You sometimes say you’re hungry even if you’re not.
You hate when people use the wrong form of words, like your and you’re.
You like everything better at night.
You can out drink most guys.
You change into pajamas/sweatpants as soon as you get home.
You can text without looking at your phone.
You wear converse almost every day.
You have a phobia that most people don’t have.
You have three siblings.
You love change.
You love Harry Potter.
You’ve snuck out through your bedroom window.
You love book stores.
You sleep more than you probably should.
Your favorite animal is a shark.
You almost always remember your dreams.
You’re sarcastic even when you don’t need to be.
You’ve been called heartless by at least ten people.
You hate American Idol, but love America’s Best Dance Crew.
You read postsecret every week.
You want to move to another town and start all over.
You go at least 15 miles an hour over the speed limit, always.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
this is so important to me
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all