Seriously Ridiculous

I will post whatever I find that looks interesting, so lemme know if I'm doing a good job! I love you all!
I was born on Halloween of 1994, and am a fan of pretty much everything that includes monsters and other weird stuff like that.

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome, via nsome)

starbombpotter:

GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP
There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).
If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.
TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

starbombpotter:

GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP

There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).

If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.

TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

(via shaky)

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

(via angersexual)

drfanfare:

fuschiabloodz:

thatoneinternetfreak:

doublecaptor:

Does she have any idea…?

Oh no you poor soul. She just made a horrible mistake.

No one tell them

I AM DYING HERE

(Source: vascool, via angersexual)

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

(Source: lavender-ice, via the-debilitated-highbloods)

kinetic-squirrel:

I heard an update happened so

kinetic-squirrel:

I heard an update happened so

(via boguscaliborn)

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

(via boguscaliborn)

spookyskapunkrock:

I’m frustrated.

(via angersexual)

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co, via kyleehenke)

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

(via thefrickyoulookingat)

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

(via angersexual)

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

(via thefrickyoulookingat)

communistbakery:

ITS OCTOBER TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN

(Source: samrockwells, via everyonelovesrobots)

roachpatrol:

i think i just realized that steven’s are the only clothes in his household that aren’t magic and get dirty and need to be washed so the gems got him a human washing machine for his human clothes so he can go up on the arm of this divine and ancient monument and sit in her palm and wash his clothes 

this is so silly and cute and sad and perfect i love this show

(Source: tastysynapse, via sleepygems)

anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

(via aqua-twin)